Told you so!
See. I told you.
Stupid groundhog.
I saw a documentary on TV outlining the life of the groundhog. It discussed its background, life, the long hibernation period and its fateful, 1 day of work on February 2. They went on further to say that the groundog 'predicted' the right outcome 42% of the time.
42%?!
Nice.
Here in Canada, they don't even let the groundhog see its shadow. We do the job for him, by letting Wiarton Willie speak to the officials in "groundhogese" (seriously, I can't make this stuff up), to let everyone know the following:
If Candlemas Day be fair and brightSo, how is it then, 2 days after "winter is gone and won't come again" do we get 2 feet of snow in the GTA!?
Winter will have another flight
But if Candlemas Day brings cloud and rain
Winter is gone and won't come again
I don't know about you all...but if was only right 42% of the time where I worked, I dont think I'd be there much longer. Take into consideration that Wiarton Willie only works 1 day of the year, sleepsand you gotta be thinking "how do you hook someone up with a cushy job like that!"?

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