Junk Magnet

Why do people insist on sending me email crap?

This week alone I've managed to collect the same stupid stuff thats recycled the Internet since its creation. I don't know what type of time people have--perhaps sending these pieces of junk along to their 'loved ones' just kills some time for them. Other than that, I honestly don't have a freaking clue why people do this!!

Do you think, even for 1/2 a second, that Bill Gates is somehow tracking emails going around and promising to give you $1,000 if you forward it?
Do you honestly think that there are hypodermic needles attached to your gas nozzles?
I really don't care if you're the King of Dubai and have found my name on a will and willing to give me the enclosed amount of I respond back to you.
There are no asbestos in tampons, no needles on theatre seats (or McDonald's playpens), the Quaran did not predict 9/11, there is no lead in lipstick, I don't need to know how I can 'pleasure her all night long; or enlarge my manhood", no one is harvesting your kidneys, the ATM does not have poison envelopes (that was Seinfeld), sunscreen doesn't make you go blind, the tourist would have noticed the airplane flying behind him/her during 9/11, and so on and so forth.

Please, for the love of everything holy, stop sending me and all of humankind this crap!