Top 3 Things that Indicate You Have WAY Too Much Hair

I got my hair cut on Saturday afternoon. The haircut itself was fine. I was a little P.Oed when I booked my appointment for 2pm but they didn't have time for me until nearly 3. But I digress.
It was an interesting time. Whenever I go to get my hair done, it's just such an ordeal that it inspired me to write this blog. All these things happened on the Saturday during my hair appointment....enjoy.

Top Three Things that Indicate You Have WAY Too Much Hair

3. When you tell your hairdresser that you want you hair thinned out and she says "Oh, I have to!"-- as if gtting my hair thinned out was not a request by me, but more of a matter of fact statement; as in there WAS no decision to be made.

2. She takes two 5-minute breaks while cutting your hair to 'catch her breath'.

1. She recruits someone else to help blow dry your hair.