"Ching"lish

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I'm not one to make fun of other ethnicities; honestly.

I was on my way home yesterday and someone was handing out free stuff. I'm never one to not pick up free stuff....so I got a free pedometer. Sweet ass!

I opened the instructions and the picture on the left is what it said. I had tears in my eyes with the "Operational Manual" section. So, let me get this straight...1 paragraph constitutes a "manual" nowadays!?

Anyhow, read...and enjoy!