Want to Come With Me to the Bathroom?

Honestly folks, I could write a book. I could write a book of the things that happen in this office, and no one...not a single solitary person would believe it.

For example, I'll use what happened not 10 minutes ago (identities have been concealed for...you'll see):

Office Lady: "Do you want to come with me to the bathroom?"

Me: *puzzled look* "Why?"

OL: "Oh, because there's a lady in there"

M: "Huh?"

OL: "Yeah, she's selling jewellery. But don't announce it or anything!"

M: "What!?"

OL: "Yeah, she's not allowed to sell it out in the open, so she's selling it out of the shower stall in the bathroom."

Now folks. I don' t know about you, but I thought I should have some back up or something heading into the bathroom. What the HELL would you have done if you someone approached you asking if you wanted to purchase jewellery out of the bathroom!?

M: "Ok, let's go."

*Open door*

And there she is. In the shower stall of the bathroom....selling jewellery. She's got this fancy set up, with black velvet and all.....out of the shower stall.

Jewellery Lady: "Oh hello there, I don't think we've met"

M: "Yah-ha."

JL: "These are all wholesale jewellery pieces made with real Swarovski crystals"

M: "Yup, I've seen enough"

And it isn't even 10:30 yet.....